February 07, 2013 | 06:05 PM |
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February 01, 2013 | 02:18 AM |
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you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you
that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
February 01, 2013 | 02:18 AM |
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January 31, 2013 | 03:16 PM |
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January 31, 2013 | 03:09 PM |
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What if Guys and Girls changed dating roles
this. is amazing.
This is an interesting look at stereotypes.
January 31, 2013 | 03:08 PM |
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"You’re going to die. You’re going to be dead. It could be 20 years, it could be tomorrow, anytime. So am I. I mean, we’re just going to be gone. The world’s going to go on without us. All right now. You do your job in the face of that, and how seriously you take yourself you decide for yourself."
January 31, 2013 | 02:50 PM |
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January 31, 2013 | 02:49 PM |
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January 31, 2013 | 02:49 PM |
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dinosaurstalking:
theonion:
Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object: Full Story
Holy—
“Ashley has really developed into quite a striking assemblage of physical attributes that are found to be sexually attractive in our culture,” said Parker’s uncle Keith Hayes, expressing astonishment at how his niece had steadily matured from a precocious youth into a shapely, ravishing thing devoid of intellect and personality. “It’s hard to believe that she used to be that little girl [capable of subjective experiences] that I remember. Now look at her—she’s such a lovely vessel for displaced sexual frustration and voyeuristic lust, just like her mother.”
“Seems like just yesterday she was this creative 7-year-old kid, pretending her Barbie was the first woman president,” Hayes added. “My, they grow into little more than consumer goods so quickly.”
Marveling at the rite of passage that all females make from girlhood into entirely disempowered objecthood, Hayes expressed confidence that the 17-year-old would one day become a highly prized physical possession for “one lucky guy.”
The Onion’s feeling sassy today
DAMN….. The Onion is on point….](http://25.media.tumblr.com/33dd7767ef44e8d0364442d402d5ec98/tumblr_mheblq2Hhr1qckp4qo1_400.png)
Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object: Full Story
Holy—
“Ashley has really developed into quite a striking assemblage of physical attributes that are found to be sexually attractive in our culture,” said Parker’s uncle Keith Hayes, expressing astonishment at how his niece had steadily matured from a precocious youth into a shapely, ravishing thing devoid of intellect and personality. “It’s hard to believe that she used to be that little girl [capable of subjective experiences] that I remember. Now look at her—she’s such a lovely vessel for displaced sexual frustration and voyeuristic lust, just like her mother.”
“Seems like just yesterday she was this creative 7-year-old kid, pretending her Barbie was the first woman president,” Hayes added. “My, they grow into little more than consumer goods so quickly.”Marveling at the rite of passage that all females make from girlhood into entirely disempowered objecthood, Hayes expressed confidence that the 17-year-old would one day become a highly prized physical possession for “one lucky guy.”
The Onion’s feeling sassy today
DAMN….. The Onion is on point….
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January 31, 2013 | 02:49 PM |
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January 31, 2013 | 02:49 PM |
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lying on the floor crying
i can’t stop thinking about this and almost throwing up down myself
this gif is ruining my life
what the fuck is this
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January 31, 2013 | 02:36 PM |
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I’ve been waiting over a year for this short to finally get on youtube! La Luna has to one of my top favorite short animation films, its brilliant and filled with so much heart. It was directed and written by Enrico Casarosa and accompanied by musical composer, Michael Giacchino.
January 31, 2013 | 02:35 PM |
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idk i am really drunk again and i just stared at this image and realized the pixels form a kissing couple wat
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